Friday, February 4, 2011

A Clitoris is actually an undeveloped penis; since we all, at some point, are both male and female in the uterus, before the dominate gene takes over, the penis on a female and a male is actually the same. And once the dominate gene takes over for a male, the clit actually develops into a penis, so technically, when a girl says: suck my dick… I guess it’s kinda politically correct…

Monday, January 31, 2011

Bill Maher

Smoking? Must be eradicated. Marijuana? Zero tolerance.” But there’s lots of ways to kill yourself. You know what I think kills you? Stress, and being a workaholic, and never getting laid, and, uh, McDonalds, and staying mad at people, and lying for a living, and three-martini lunches, and the all-American breakfast, and whatever the fuck Elvis was doing. That’s what kills you.

Sunday, January 30, 2011

If a guy is treating you like he doesn’t give a shit, he genuinely doesn’t give a shit.

- He’s Just Not That Into You

Every movie we see, every story we’re told implores us to wait for it, the third act twist, the unexpected declaration of love, the exception to the rule. But sometimes we’re so focused on finding our happy ending we don’t learn how to read the signs. How to tell from the ones who want us and the ones who don’t, the ones who will stay and the ones who will leave. And maybe a happy ending doesn’t include a guy, maybe… it’s you, on your own, picking up the pieces and starting over, freeing yourself up for something better in the future. Maybe the happy ending is… just… moving on. Or maybe the happy ending is this, knowing after all the unreturned phone calls, broken-hearts, through the blunders and misread signals, through all the pain and embarrassment you never gave up hope.

 - He’s Just Not That Into You

Tuesday, December 21, 2010

I Do It- Project(PC) Pushaz Inkk

Curren$y - Airborne Aquarium - Pilot Talk 2

FatKidsBrotha - 40oz. (Official Video)

Sunday, October 24, 2010

3LW

“In a world full of fakes, dare to be real.”

— Ralph Waldo Emerson

"What lies behind us and what lies before us are tiny matters compared to what lies within us."